TRUE STORY
You are peeing on a stick
You put it on a piece of toilet paper, pull up your underpants. You look at the time on your smartphone. It's probably nothing anyway. First brush your teeth, the electric toothbrush is on for two minutes. A careful look at the test. A pale second line appears.
Dude. You check the packaging to see if two lines really mean what they mean. Take a photo of the stick. Tears well up. The second line is now really clear. Your timer goes off. You look in the mirror and know: now life begins.